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mlogging by Tyra Williams May 27, 2010

Moggy donk

Usually defined as 'just moggy donk', it doesn't have a set definition.

It is a contextual phrase that can be used as a placeholder word in conversation and when you're asked a question you don't know the answer to.
1. "Sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi based the face of the Statue of Liberty on whom?"
"Moggy donk!"

2. "That is just moggy donk.."
Moggy donk by Literate Scouser January 29, 2019
A moggy is a mixed cat; a mutt, like 97% of the cats in the world are.
I adopted a moggy, he's the sweetest thing! I wouldn't lose him for anything!
Moggy by Cat-Expert July 20, 2009

Moggys haircut 

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish
God this is taking longer than moggys haircut
Moggys haircut by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020

Soggy Moggy 

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.
"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."
Soggy Moggy by lja90 November 1, 2009