mlapa 

Our king. Our saviour. The one and only. February 20th is Mlapa day, where you sacrifice chicken to the lord Peniel Mlapa.

1: How many chicken did you sacrifice on Mlapa day?
2: 36000
1: Not enough

*person two gets beheaded*

mlapa by Mlapa February 9, 2014

Malpas 

Really busy/ stressed

I am so malpas today.

Malpas by DWyre123 December 2, 2018

Mapalo

A person who loves to have fun and is very indecisive. Usually being very beautiful, Mapalo's are very attractive and are picky when it comes to guys. They have two sides, the scary side and the nice side. People like Mapalo deserve to be treated right by the perfect guy and her smile is said to be a killer.She is loving and caring and that's what makes her an amazing girlfriend.

An amazing girlfriend. Must be talking about Mapalo .

Mapalo by Kingsacè February 28, 2019

MLAfap 

Praising AI (Academic Integrity) policy to a point where it seems the teacher faps to it.

Every time we turn in an important paper, our Lit teacher MLAfaps to our missing citations.

MLAfap by SupaCold_Ice September 24, 2018

Malpass 

-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed

"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"

Malpass by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009

malparido 

A Spanish word that literally means "miscarried" ("malparto" means "miscarriage"), but is often used as an insult.
In practical usage, it is very similar to the English "bastard", seeing how the Spanish term "bastardo" is seldom if ever used as an insult by native speakers and means, very literally, an illegitimate child.
Call someone "miscarried" in English, or "bastardo" in Spanish, and they'll look at you funny. Call them a "malparido" or a "bastard" and they will take offense.

Ese flaco es un malparido del orto
(Literal: That guy is miscarried through the a**)
(Paraphrased: That guy is one rat bastard)

malparido by Ian Sean Montgomery February 14, 2007

Mapalm 

Mapalm is a mixture of maple syrup and napalm. Mapalm is thought by many to be a secret weapon of the Canadian army. It is intensly fearned, as it will both burn you, and carmalize your wounds.

John: Sir, the 3rd batallion was just struck by a Canadian airstrike.
Mike: Thats horrible, but why do all of their bodys smell like a pancake breakfast?
John: The dropped mapalm sir.
Mike: mother of God...

Mapalm by Quinn Levandoski January 12, 2009