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1.
-Noun

1. Ancient Mayan word for Wit

2. "innate power"

3. well endowed
"Did you see when Gary dropped his pants the other night, he had a right Malpass dick"

"You know Jim he's so witty I'd mistake him for a Malpass"

"that guy looks to have innate power must be a Malpass"
by Madam Slap Ass February 19, 2009