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shit mixed 

When you get hit so hard your shit does a circle in your ass
That guy that pissed Josh off got totally shit mixed
shit mixed by Jack52297 August 15, 2018

Concrete Shit Mixer 

To hold a shit in all day, forcing the stomach to roll it in a tightly packed cinder block and having to force it out with a jack hammer.
Christian, I have to shit so bad but I think I can hold it in until I get off work.

You better not Nick, because you'll be stopped like a concrete shit mixer!!

Margarita Shit Mixer

The act of shiting in ones blender turning it on as high as the blender will go and watching the shit fly all over.
i went to trevs and did a MARGARITA SHIT MIXER haha he was so pissed he got covered in shit when he tried to turn it off
Margarita Shit Mixer by balls mcgahe November 14, 2009
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026