A crow is black. It struts and preens in public. It makes incessant noise without caring that it disturbs other people. It assaults other birds and takes things away from them. It invades other birds' nests and kypes their eggs.
2. Crows are Goths who wear WAY Too much makeup. I'm talkin' 'bout the ones that walk around with pastey-gray foundation on and eyeliner running clean down their cheekbones. Sometimes it looks cool. Most times it doesn't. Often times considered posers by other Goths. The take their name from the title of a cult-classic action/thriller of the same name. The main character, Eric Draven, wore the same amount of makeup.
2. *sees a Crow Goth hanging out with his Crow buddies outside of the mall, I turn to my friend next to me*
Me: Oh, my gosh! Look, Crows!
Non-Goth Friend: *looks up* Where?