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Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.
I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.
Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

Mistweeteration 

1) When you mistweet the person you want to reply the tweet.
2) Tweet the wrong person/ wrong account.
3) Accidentally tweet the wrong person/ wrong account.
Twitter Conversation

@salhasyafiqah: @idayuAli Hey, who do you think you are?
@idayuAli: @salhasyafiqah Well, you know who I am, right?
@salhasyafiqah: @idayuAli Haha, of course I know!

@idayuAli: @idayuAli Because we are friends! That's why you know me! Hahaha!
@salhasyafiqah: @idayuAli Wait, are you talking to your ownself? Inside monologue?
@idayuAli: @salhasyafiqah Oh! Sorry, my bad! Mistweeteration!
Mistweeteration by iDayuAli October 18, 2011

baltimore mistletoe 

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

mistletoehoe 

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe
"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"
mistletoehoe by Jason O. January 7, 2008

mistweet 

When a text intended for an individual person is accidentally sent to twitter.
I got into trouble after that mistweet last night; everyone saw that Terry has the clap.
mistweet by itsmyalias December 6, 2009
a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration
Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
Mistletoe by sitri December 29, 2006