Milfstracted 

Distracted by a Milf

"Yo Dan, you see that Corvette that just drove by?"
"My bad bro, i was Milfstracted."

Milfstracted by Professor Thawne October 1, 2023

distracted walking 

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

distracted walking by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

distracted 

When you are in class and the girl in front of you is wearing a thong.

I'm totally failing Intro to Bio Science because I am distracted by this sweet piece of chippy that wears low-riding jeans and thongs EVERYDAY.

distracted by Dr.Rob Jones July 4, 2008

distracted driving

Diverted attention while operating a motor vehicle which can lead to accidents. Causes may include use of an electronic device or smartphone, eating or drinking, or active children inside a moving automobile.

Reporter: "Distracted driving has become a major safety issue on our roads and freeways."

distracted driving by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

bistracted

Even though straight, when someone of the same sex is so pretty that you do a double-take.

While watching Criminal Minds, I was bistracted from the storyline because Shemar Moore was in the scene.

bistracted by guiles27 August 13, 2010

fistracted 

The inability to regain focus after being struck; usually during martial arts training, or a fight.

{Brick stumbles out of the ring}

Ares:"Y'alright bro? That bout was over fast."

Brick:{shakes his head trying to clear it} "I got fistracted man, that first uppercut was dead on."

Ares:"Try not getting hit next time and maybe that won't happen."

fistracted by Ummidia Q May 18, 2011

misrated 

[Rated] incorrectly. Often used to describe [DDR] song difficulty ratings

This song is misrated, it should be an 8.

misrated by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009