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troops massing at the border
The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
troops massing at the border by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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Half-Massing It
Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
Half-Massing It by MrDomino December 28, 2007
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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