purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 15, 2008

Face to Headboard Missile

A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.

After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.

Face to Headboard Missile by corbin130 October 23, 2010

purple headed christian meat missile 

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

purple headed christian meat missile by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle 

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle by crash.......... December 2, 2007