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miss scramble 

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
miss scramble by NotACube July 24, 2020

Miss scoper 

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.
Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.
Miss scoper by el rey infared April 29, 2011

Miss Scott 

An American who you can insult as much as you want so.....
She’s an old geezer and so is everyone called miss Scott
Miss Scott by The White Parade June 25, 2019

Miss Sconia 

The little old grumpy hunchback in my English class. She sounds like she smokes 10 packs of cigarettes a day and her hair looks like the purple minion from the Despicable Me movie. She likes the Capitals Hockey team. She is Semmet's tard wrangler.
It's the grumpy old troll! Oh wait it's just Miss Sconia.
Miss Sconia by Semmet June 16, 2018

Miss school Monday 

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
Miss school Monday by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019

Miss Schabacker 

A beautiful stunning young middle school teacher, always dressing up nicely and has a charming smile. She has the most mesmerizing deep emerald green eyes, angelic voice, smooth perfect skin, and beautiful dark black hair. She has a loyal, sweet, kind, honest personality, Miss Schabacker will always make sure to check up on you and she will never fail to put a smile on your face. She has a cute laugh and a warm contagious smile. The way she moves and the flow of her hair is so captivating and attractive, it’ll make you forget what you were learning in her class. She will hypnotize you with those gorgeous green eyes and make you fall in love harder for her. She is a kind soul when you are on her hood side, but can be rude and sassy when you’re on her bad side, so don't ever disrespect or annoy her. She loves all her students equally, but there’s one particular student who gets her attention the most. This female pupil is very quiet in her class, doesn’t show much emotions, and is mysterious. She always has a serious cold-hearted look on her face, but it’s really just her resting normal face. Miss Schabacker also finds her sweet, caring, and thoughtful because of the act of kindness the student has. If you ever come across Miss Schabacker, just know it was a gift from God and you are lucky to have her in your life.
*Miss S just existing*

Boy Student: Woah, is that our new teacher? She is fineeee

Girl student: Holy crap, I was not expecting Miss Schabacker to look so different than I expected. She is so pretty and perfect..