Miscunted 

When a man is making love to a woman and fails to properly insert his penis into the vagina and either misses entirely or inserts his penis into her rectum.

Can occur when one or both participants are drunk.

Ex. 1
Girl: Yes, put it in! Give it to me!
Guy: God I am so drunk...
Girl: it doesn't matter! GIVE IT TO ME!
Guy: okay, okay.
Girl: *screams* No not there!
Guy: Sorry, totally miscunted.

Ex.2
Guy1: Dude, how'd it go with Mindy?
Guy2: man I totally miscunted
Guy1: really? Did she freak?
Guy2: no way - she loved it!
Guy1: Miscunt for the win!

Miscunted by A-Miss-Eric-AH October 9, 2009

misquote 

To correct someone, with a self-righteous attitude, on trivial and technical facts, which are irrelevant to the main point of the conservation.

Misquoters are pedantic and often annoying. A surprising amount of joy can be had when the misquoter makes a mistake in his self-righteous misquote. (See examples.)

Normal Misquotes:
Girl, after dating a misquoter for one month, "Happy anniversary, dear!"
Misquoter: "No. An anniversary is a year."
Girl: "..."

Girl: "AH! Did you see that? That bus almost ran me over!!"
Misquoter: "That wasn't a bus. That was a truck. A bus must have more than 2 passenger seats, which that vehicle did not possess. In contrast, the main purpose of trucks is to transport cargo, of which, that vehicle clearly possessed."
Girl: "..."

Girl: "Oh my God, my landlord tried to rape me yesterday!"
Misquoter: "God doesn't exist."
Girl: "..."

Misquote Gone Wrong:
Girl: "Wow! Miami was so much fun!"
Misquoter: "I thought you went to Florida."
Girl: "... Miami IS in Florida."
Misquoter: "..."

misquote by Miss. Kwote March 8, 2010

Mosquited 

The word comes from the name of the insect "mosquito" and signifies the act of being bit by this insect " by surprise".

It can be used in situations where a person harms you in a sneaky way, often referred to as a "prank"

Ex1 : Hot damnit! I've been mosquited, Again!
Ex2 : A: so i was walking the other day, minding my business! And paw Derek mosquited me !

B: Aghhh! he's too playful!

Mosquited by Vanillajuice September 11, 2022