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Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011
Related Words
A miniature hippie. Similar to Hobbits from Lord of the Rings, but without swords. Notable attributes include mipples which are human-like nipples covered by protective sacks.
That factory is so small only mippies could work in there! But we all know mippies don't work.
mippie by Julio 00accord44 June 21, 2006
Mippie(s)

Mippies were created by Moppie, an eccentric, but slightly deranged, moderator on an online auto enthusiast community. There are no known public images of mippies, but they are described as being similar to Hobbits from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, but without swords. Physical attributes include human-like nipples, which are covered by a protective sac and referred to as “mipples”. A mippie can also be identified by its small patch of hair atop its head.
The mippies worked tirelessly in the shop preparing for their upcoming battle.
man nipples - especially ones which protrude through a shirt.
The existence of mipples is one of life's great mysteries.
mipples by duckman October 2, 2003
MP games, specifically with grand strategy games
drop the fucking multiplayer code, i want my damn mappies
mappies by kranwag April 27, 2022
man nipples.
marvel: Haha, Poundra stop flicking my moobs and mipples, thats gay bro
Mipples by Badut August 10, 2019