mippie 

A miniature hippie. Similar to Hobbits from Lord of the Rings, but without swords. Notable attributes include mipples which are human-like nipples covered by protective sacks.

That factory is so small only mippies could work in there! But we all know mippies don't work.

mippie by Julio 00accord44 June 21, 2006

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Mippie(s)

Mippies were created by Moppie, an eccentric, but slightly deranged, moderator on an online auto enthusiast community. There are no known public images of mippies, but they are described as being similar to Hobbits from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, but without swords. Physical attributes include human-like nipples, which are covered by a protective sac and referred to as “mipples”. A mippie can also be identified by its small patch of hair atop its head.

The mippies worked tirelessly in the shop preparing for their upcoming battle.

Mippie by Julio Perez 00accord44 June 21, 2006

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Previous definition was so wrong. A Mippie is a Minature Hippie. They also have the destructive force of ten hurricanes and can masturbate in 10/1000 of a second.

Check out that crazy mippie.

Mippie by CalypsoManiac June 21, 2006

Mippie 

A hippie with money. Mippies are people, usually middle-aged, who prefer a Hippie lifestyle but have a lot of disposable income. They might have, but it's more likely that they just missed, the Hippie generation. The Mippies' favorite band is the Grateful Dead. Their mascot is Tom Hanks. They drive around in tricked-out 1980's (or earlier) VW Vanagons and smoke a lot of medical marijuana. Mippies turn their backyards into suburban homesteads -- raising things like chickens and goats, and think they can save the world by keeping bees.

Jim is such a Mippie. He spent the weekend roaming around the Sierra's in his Westy Synchro smoking a lot of medical marijuana.

Mippie by Merry Mippie May 17, 2014

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Hippies that are mean!!

I did not buy organic coffee, so the mippie spat on me.

mippie by Jaclyn Mushaluk December 3, 2007

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A mippie is a modern hippie. Thats what they would consider themselves. Mippies are just another trend that seems to have started in Chicago Illinois of kids in todays society like emo and goth. Mippies tend to be considered modern hippies because of drug use, partying, and anarchist lifestyles. Music and drugs are a big part of thier society. Some mippies have past hippie tendencies, like listenng to Pink Floyd and colorful clothing.

The mippie was seen in the park smoking a joint, with a pair of headphones listening to what sounded like Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd.

Mippie by Comfortably Numb January 1, 2008

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A hippie thats into metal. They suck. Die, Mippies Die!

You're bus driver's a Mippie, dude. Tell him to shove his banjo up his ass.

Mippie by SparkleyPony November 26, 2004