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Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!

minuti3ere 

it's a variable amount of time that is influenced by lunar's (or someone's) current emotional status. more anger = longer minuti3ere value
I'll brb to continue masochist mario 64 speedruns after I walk my dog. Alright see you guys in 30 minuti3ere... *Then Lunar jump is heard yelling into his pillow in the background.*
minuti3ere by taintedbro February 15, 2023

The minutiae that ate my life. 

All of those little things - errands, forms, notes, crap - that seem to totally eat up your day. None of it is exciting and you can't quite believe that at the end of the day, you've nothing to show for it.
"What did you do today, honey?"
"The bank, the carwash, the drycleaners, the drugstore, then back to the bank. It's so boring, I can't talk about it because I get depressed. It's the minutiae that ate my life."
A synonym to the word "minutes" for retards who are incapable of properly typing the word "minutes" on their keyboard.
"Hey, Jim! I'll be home in a few minutos" "Don't you mean, 'minutes' Tom?" "No, I'm retarded."
Minutos by Epicguy2 July 27, 2019

Mentiosecundusindupervulgatusunusquisquepraetervosipsephobia 

fear/dislike of speaking another language out in public all by yourself.
Dad, I think I have Mentiosecundusindupervulgatusunusquisquepraetervosipsephobia.

Minutiae 

Oh look, Minutiae Zomorodi is on Radiolab again. Let’s kill ourselves.
Minutiae by whooer's your daddy February 1, 2023