13 definitions by whooer's your daddy
Skinny Chloe’s still back there, rubbin and twistin up a storm. Girl’s gotta get her shownips on. Specially a little girl like that! How else these fools gonna know she got titties at all?
by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018
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Annie said she saw you last week. She said your Anniehilation tattoo made her feel uncomfortable. Because it said “Anniehilation”.
by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019
A sly way to say both twat and cunt at the same time. Lame variations include “kwat” and “tunt”.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Apparently it’s also some kind of hardware you attach to your car.
Your kuat seems to have left a coating of cottage cheese on my penis. Maybe it’s time to see the doctor? No? You’re right, just eat more yogurt. I can put up with the smell. This erection can take it. My erection is like London in World War II. Gritty and resilient.
by whooer's your daddy October 19, 2018
A shortening of Penis Brahe, the term used to describe a penis that cannot be used for urination, due to anatomical issues. Penis Brah is named after the astronomer Tycho Brahe, who famously refused to leave a banquet table to urinate until, it is said, his bladder burst and he died. (At which point he could no longer urinate out of his penis.) In truth his bladder did not burst, but he was unable to urinate due to various health issues, and likely died of uremia.
Increased smegma production is an unfortunate result of penis brah -- not unlike how a colostomy results in a cheese-like exudate seeping from the anus over time. In both cases a nurse may assist in irrigating the affected passage.
by whooer's your daddy September 11, 2019
In my world "unclap" refers to when you silently place your hands together and then abruptly separate your palms (as if suddenly measuring a fish) in an attempt to acoustically cancel out, or subtract, absorb, suck up, cause destructive interference with, or simply detract from other people's mindless clapping. For bad regional theater. For someone's mediocre child blowing on a hokey old noisemaker. Most of all, we do it for when others clap strictly out of habit. Unclapping is the less athletic version of a a standing ovation protest. I.e. when a lot of idiots give a standing ovation to a single idiot, and in order to prevent the idiot from thinking they deserve it, you lay with your back on your theater seat, with your head toward the floor and your feet in the air. It's awkward and often causes a stir, what with your feet hitting the faces of the overjoyed. But it says clearly, "I'm not standing for this! I hold fast against your joy! I would fold my arms resolutely but then I'd slide out of this chair onto my head!" Think on that, celebrators of mediocrity. Go unclap yourself!
I searched Urban Dictionary for the word "unclap", and finding nothing, I defined the word. Only to discover later that someone had already defined "unclapping". Nice search engine, Urban Dictionary.
by whooer's your daddy September 6, 2019