Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!
by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006
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A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.
My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.
by A Pissed Off Person January 28, 2005
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Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
by Dennis Le May 26, 2005
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a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in
you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you
by bananaduck December 29, 2004
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The querest car in the world
Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer
by Scott Nikkel May 26, 2005
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A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.
"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"
by sölvi September 6, 2003
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