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Mr mini meat 

A creepy little man who you can catch smoking a black and mild outside of 711 talking to strangers. Be careful he can walk on all 4s and has strong hate toward homosexuals dont get caught lackin. Mr mini meat wears black af1s das it. Dont do anything around him that isnt sketchy or else your a “gay homo” if you have a valuable item in his proximity. He will.cum on it. You wont even see it coming cause his meats size is mini as hell like funsize kitkat
dats mr mini meat
Bro put away ur mikey watch away rn unless you want it to look like a frosted cupcake with numbers
Mr mini meat by datscayute August 8, 2020

mini meat 

1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....
Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...
mini meat by you swagg hater July 25, 2011

Minimest 

Far below minimal.
Jim put minimal effort in his assignment but me the other hand, I put minimest effort

minileatee face

Toothy in appearance. A face filled with too many teeth.
minileatee face by sNoWmAnG May 7, 2004

minimeter 

ti*mini=nano, ti*minimeter=nanometer
minimeter by truelevel September 22, 2017

Minimerterian

Libertarian society, where the coolest triumvirate decides disputes between families and/or clans.
An alien-enhanced Dog, Cat and Horse, was our first World Minimerterian Triumvirate. We were lucky that Pigs, Chickens or Cows; weren't included yet. We (Primates) had to wait for 127,000 years of karmatic alignment; until a Human-Human-Dog Minimerterian Triumvirate got back on top.

Our First Galactic Message:
"Fuck You, Alien-Squid, we will eat you with marinara sauce."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026