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Nanometer 

A kid who doesn’t do anything bad. He constantly does really retarded things that are actually super embarrassing but he thinks, “was super fuckin cool”. He dresses like a white boy to make himself look cool but turns down anything that is actually funny. He also constantly admits he is not a nanometer. This kid tries to be a fuck boy but ends up turning down a chance to fuck someone sexy girl. When he finally gets a girl friend he acts awkward as hell and probably will break up within a week.
Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣
Nanometer by ^_^^ ^ June 24, 2019
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nanometer 

The distance that light can travel in approximately
3.3 X10^(-18) seconds. It is approximately the same size as ten hydrogen atoms lined up in a row.
The diameter of the average human's hair is about 75,000 nanometers.
nanometer by James Ang April 25, 2006

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.
Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!
nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup 

Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy cup at NereidWaterCup.Com, a patented micro-electrolysis Weakly alkaline water cup invented by the Dr. Yang Qibiao in 2007, a renown expert in functional water and health care, uses the latest aerospace technology and is the integration of the high-energy chemical and biological ceramics, cold water porcelain, and special rare-earth materials in a simulated space high temperature. The contact with water is able to add the tap water, purified water, mineral water, groundwater and so on of non-functional macromolecular into the health water of super-strong physiological function, and plays a stronger role in preventing and combating cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, diabetes, gout, constipation, high blood lipid, hypertension, osteoporosis, calculus and so on. As long as one drinks cups of energy water every day, it will be much easier to prevent, control and act as adjuvant therapy for various diseases, esp. cancer and heart diseases.
The world famous Japanese MD made a blood test upon 100 cancer patients, and the results reveal that the blood of all the 100 cancerous people are in acidification. In other words, all cancer patients are of acid constitution. A numerous scientific studies have been conducted to prove that the aging process is actually the process of acidification. He also claimed that "the acidification of human body is the roots of all diseases."

· What if you're of acid constitution?

If the human body becomes acidic, the function of the human cells weakens, the waste is not easy to educe. The burden of liver and kidney increases and the metabolism becomes sluggish. The function of various organs weakens and thus people are vulnerable to diseases. Those who are of absolutely of acid constitution get tired easily and the aging process accelerates. If a person's body becomes utterly acid, he will never survive two days, because If the sepsis and uremia caused by acidification will leave him dead.

The Nereid Nano Water Doctor Energy cup has been sweeping over the whole China and Asian since 2007 and it has been proved to be able to turn ordinary water into health water within minute and applicable to any water quality in any area worldwide.It has the following main features:

1.Small cluster structures water:great seepage force, canimprove microcirculation and promote metabolism.
2.Strong dissolving power, oil-soluble, easily absorbed.
3.Weak adsorption capacity in between water molecules, able to maintain high-efficiency energy, activate cells and the liveness of ferment.
4.High in oxygen: can activate cells, enhancing immune function, the water closest to human body.
5.Weakly alkaline: can neutralize the acidosis, regulate the degree of acid-base balance within.
6.Negative potential, able to clean the surplus free radicals, improve the ability of human bodies' anti-oxide and retard the aging process.
7.Containing a large amount of essential minerals and trace elements within the human body.
For example, the Nereid Nanometer Water Doctor Energy Cup also suits the all-round health of different age groups. For the aged, it's able to alleviate suffering and enhance stimulative rehabilitation.
For the women, it's able to eliminate toxin, beautify skin, delay ageing and balance oil secretion. For the men, it's able to alleviate fatigue, develop resilience, eliminate the poisonous effects of smoking, drinking and drugging, and protect the liver and lung.
The kids: boost the alkalization of cerebral cortex of Children, improve intelligence, and the mineral ions contained could enhance the build-up of the bones.

noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.
Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010

Nanomites 

Several minuscule non-biological "mites" that somewhat looks like acid when I saw the G.I. Joe Trailer. These bastards chew through anything in the variety of wood,steel,cloth,flesh,pop-tarts. I have yet to find out if it goes against water but nonetheless they are badass.
Bob:Hey man you got some kind of green shit on your arm.

Bobby:What where? Holy crap get it off me! At first it was itchy now it feels like a shitload of tattoo pen thingies.

Bob:Dude go dunk your hand in some water.

Bobby:Right! *Dips* You Goddamn asshole! They're traveling up to my throa-- *choking noise*

Bob:Well says here they are apparently called..SPOILERALERT!!! you ready? Nanomites..... oh and you're adopted.

Bobby:(distorted) Well that blows.
Nanomites by Frozen-Flame July 7, 2011

Nibometer 

Main Entry: nib-om-et-er
Pronunciation: \ˈni-ˈbäm-ə-tər\
Function: noun.

An organic instrument used to determine ambient temperature. Relative warmth is indicated by a soft, relaxed form, while decreases in temperature cause the instrument to contract, extend, and become increasingly firm.

Often, temperature can be easily determined by observing someone else's nibometers directly through their clothing.
Holy shit! If it were any colder out, my nibometers would rip right through my shirt!
Nibometer by CaptBT July 28, 2010
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