Minstradamus 

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Minstradamus must have foreseen impending injuries because he didn’t want to be anywhere near Jungkook’s muscles!

Minstradamus by Rotatingcheesecake June 16, 2020

Minstrel Cycle 

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.

"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."

Minstrel Cycle by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

Minstrel's Bane 

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.

Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.

Minstrel's Bane by boatbutter March 9, 2007

pink minstrel 

A straight man, masquerading as a gay man, akin to the black and white minstrels who were white performers that put on makeup to imitate black performers.

Sean Lock turned to David Walliams with fire in his eyes and announced “don’t ever touch me again you pink minstrel.”

pink minstrel by Dismal Scientist September 23, 2023

ministrations 

Romantic, sexual actions, usually in the realm of foreplay. Such examples are missing the partners neck, softly massaging their back, among other turn-ons. Do not mistake a blowjob for an example of ministrations, as ministrations are supposed to make your partner horny, not outright make them cum.

Despite her desperate pleas, he continued his ministrations on her neck.

ministrations by The Was-Man November 25, 2020

Minestrando 

The sort of poop that acts like soup. A "soupy poopy" if you will.

Andrew had a minestrando after a night of tacos and fiery chicken wings.

Minestrando by Princess Queen K July 13, 2010

Minhtranity 

A religion founded in 2006 in Oregon that devotes itself entirely to following the teachings of the Leader.

Minhtranity will soon rule the world.

Minhtranity by SchnauzerDouser November 9, 2008