10 definitions by boatbutter
The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
by boatbutter March 26, 2008
A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.
by boatbutter August 14, 2006
"Reach For The Sky" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Reach For The Sky" is when you tether your member to the foot of a migrating gander.
"But Master, when I Reach For The Sky," Apurnahamapam countered, "would not the Pteradactyl make for more delight?" "Nay my son, the path to Nirvana must be strolled, not run!"
by boatbutter March 8, 2007
"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
by boatbutter July 31, 2006
When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.
Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.
by boatbutter August 10, 2006
Bill: Did you do your book report?
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.
Steve: Yes, I read "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.
Bill: Sweet.
by boatbutter March 31, 2006
"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
by boatbutter March 26, 2008