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The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.
'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'
by JucyLay May 17, 2010