ming'd 

An abbreviation of the word minger, also used to describe a thing of distaste or utter ugliness

man that burger was ming'd

Is that chick hot?? ...nah man she is ming'd

ming'd by el'rollo June 13, 2005

Ling Ming'D 

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

Ling Ming'D by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

Got Ming'd 

To get reality checked by a jammier person

Fuck sake... I just got Ming'd!

Got Ming'd by GeeFei July 8, 2019

Ming Dynasty Pussy 

Something that makes people act unwise.

Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise

Ming Dynasty Pussy by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

Ming Dynasty 

A group of mingers.

Damn check that group of mingers man total ming dynasty.

Ming Dynasty by Dumpalump August 27, 2008

Ming Ming Dard 

Ming Ming Dard “I don’t care chink” used as an effective method of shutdown. Traditionally used on Jakes And Jacobs.

Plural: Fuck up

Jake “oh no I have been left behind”

Rowan “Ming Ming dard”

Jake 🙁😡😭

Ming Ming Dard by MingMingMarrel August 6, 2020

ming - dalla - ming 

We're all familiar with the concept of minger but ming - dalla -ming simply refers to a particularly fine example of mingingness, a girl who stands out in an ungly crowd as being above and beyond the normal boundaries of unattractiveness. Excess hair, weight and poor skin can all contribute to this definition.

You might say "Hey those girls are pretty average, but see the one in the blue. She's Ming - Dalla - Ming!"
You might also say "Now that is simply Ming!!"

ming - dalla - ming by Laifos December 18, 2005