Nigerian Mind Boggler

When a person spreads flower or any type of dry substance on there wang and slaps a sleeping person in the eyes wile a lot of lights are on in the room causing the victims eyes to have a even harder time to adjust there eyes to the light and give you enough time to put your wang away and not be caught.

yesterday i gave jamie a Nigerian Mind Boggler, he didnt have a clue what happened to him.

Nigerian Mind Boggler by Brandon Kantor June 15, 2007

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Mind-boggle

To mentally excite or put somebody in a trance due to something. To blow somebody away.

Verb of mind-boggling

That pretty keyboard really got you mind-boggled then

Mind-boggle by Nazannex November 2, 2023

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Boggles the Mind

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016

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mindboggled

The feeling someone gets when they watch Manswers.

Wow, I just watched Manswers and I was mindboggled

mindboggled by I'm rattled January 10, 2012

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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