Nigerian Mind Boggler 

When a person spreads flower or any type of dry substance on there wang and slaps a sleeping person in the eyes wile a lot of lights are on in the room causing the victims eyes to have a even harder time to adjust there eyes to the light and give you enough time to put your wang away and not be caught.

yesterday i gave jamie a Nigerian Mind Boggler, he didnt have a clue what happened to him.

Nigerian Mind Boggler by Brandon Kantor June 15, 2007

Mind-boggle 

To mentally excite or put somebody in a trance due to something. To blow somebody away.

Verb of mind-boggling

That pretty keyboard really got you mind-boggled then

Mind-boggle by Nazannex November 2, 2023

Boggles the Mind 

An event or series of events that cause a reasonable person to question how such wildly unusual things could ever happen. A mind "explosion." Having an overwhelming or confusingly large effect on the mind.

It just boggles the mind to look at the bum flash of Beyonce's ass in that thong.

Judge Sullivan: “It just boggles the mind that the State Department allowed this circumstance to arise in the first place,” in his opinion about Hillary Clinton's home brew email server.

It just boggles the mind how Donald Trump could advocate giving nuclear weapons to South Korea or claim that the Judge Gonzalo Curiel is biased against him because of his last name.

It just boggles the mind that the two candidates for POTUS in 2016 are both deeply unpopular with reasonably well-informed voters.

Boggles the Mind by euphemismo September 6, 2016

mindboggled 

The feeling someone gets when they watch Manswers.

Wow, I just watched Manswers and I was mindboggled

mindboggled by I'm rattled January 10, 2012