Milkman

someone who leaves cream up the back passage

boy that joff stock is a milkman

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Milkman

It means a man, either a bi or gay man, even straight with a irresistable hunger for other mens sperm. this man will use it in everyway, including eating, drinking, drying and rehydrating and even snorting like narcotics. milk man also begs other men whilst they are drunk or under the fluence of drugs for semen samples

You are such a milkman you f*aggot

by henward November 17, 2005

Milkman

A man that is able to produce milk from his nipples due to a hormone imbalance

Peter Griffin was a great milkman for Stewie when he tapped into his feminine side

by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy October 15, 2016

Milkman

The person who turned off HTML at the EGM board at www.gamers.com

I hate Milkman

by steffinb January 27, 2003

Milkman

James Mielke

Milkman works for GMR and used to work for EGM, doesn't like ninjas.

by Bal O. Nah June 15, 2003

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!

Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.

by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013