multithread

a) V. to multiply one's thread of gnarl by a factor of X; b) ADJ. of, or pertaining to, the state of parallel processing: what was once singlethreaded has been optimized.

a) ER271: It's a fivelayercake, you're forgetting about Tux. ER271 will multithread EAI calls; b) her booty and email are multithreaded. How? I don't know, but look at it. Ugh.

multithread by Fred Jenkins May 5, 2005

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Multithreaded

Ability to carry on multiple conversations at once.

Mich is a multithreaded person, Kevin. You simply can't keep up with her. Jackass.

Multithreaded by Soniclogger December 27, 2013

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Millithread

An online discussion containing one thousand or more messages (by analogy to "millipede"). A different version of centithread.

Wow that forum about sex is a millithread!

Millithread by UncleDonut December 13, 2012

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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