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A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.
Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.
Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013
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cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.
I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

coke miles 

coke miles — The rapid aging of the skin and face when someone uses waaaaaaaaaaay to much cocaine on a regular basis. Lines on a mirror case lines on your face.
Man, she used to be really hot, but, now she has coke miles on her face and skin. You know what they say: lives on a mirror cause lines in your face. If she could see her reflection in that snow covered mirror maybe she would stop!!!!!!!

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.
G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

miles mckenna 

Miles Mckenna is a very popular trans (FTM) youtuber who recently hit 1,000,000 subscribers on his channel, MilesChronicles. He is one of the most amazing people to walk this earth. He is the most badass biotch to every strut the planet. If you haven't watched a MilesChronicles video, I suggest that you do right now because you will love it. :) He is now on a show called Guilty Party which you must watch immediately. Go to youtube and search Guilty Party, then watch all of the episodes. I triple-dog-dare you.
MILES MCKENNA IS FRICKING AMAZING
I love Miles Mckenna
Miles Mckenna is amazing
OMG, Miles Mckenna is so awesome
miles mckenna by memesandmiles October 14, 2017

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

mileschronicles 

he has good manners, and thats what matters
Dude, do you see how good mileschronicles' s manners are?