mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".

Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!

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mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.

I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.

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having sex in an in-flight airplane, technically while at least a mile above the ground

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When you fuck in an airplane at least a mile in the sky.

Billy: yo Joe when did you jump on that ass last?
Joe: boy we did a mile high like in those movies. There was even another girl too.

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Where people attempt to have sex in the lavatory of an airplane whilst mid-flight

A flight attendant saw Stacy and Craig doing a Mile High Club

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Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.

Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html

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The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

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