A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.
I did a ChrisMiller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out
Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.