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Magic Mike Syndrome 

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.
She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

mike myers syndrome 

to make a decent living doing nothing but providing stupid faces along with hilarious accents for your entire life.
hahaha man that scottish accent was hilarious...

yea i know ive got the mike myers syndrome.

miley virus syndrome 

a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.

symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs
suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.
miley virus syndrome by taboo_ July 14, 2010

Miley Cyrus Syndrome 

Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.

For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.
Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?

Mike Jones Syndrome 

The repititon of the same thing over and over and over again. And then repeating it a few more times for good measure.
"Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, listen up dogs."
"Wow, you've got Mike Jones Syndrome"

Miley Cyrus Syndrome 

Miley Cyrus Syndrome is a common syndrome among teens. M.C.S causes teens to act foolish in public to receive attention. People who have M.C.S usually show or do weird things online to receive attention. People with M.C.S are usually found online, mostly on social networking sites as Facebook, Twitter and Mostly Vines. M.C.S also includes people who show off their body in public for attention. These people are usually females, they show them selves on social networking site mostly.

If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.

It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
Person 1: *Takes pic of herself, posts on internet and calls it selfie monday, tuesday, wednesday...*

Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*

Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*

The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.