Mikening 

The ancient art of picking up overweight girls at bars.

I was mikening last night that bitch was like 300lb

Mikening by MasterFalco July 21, 2016

MikeVictim 

The based and factually correct Bite Victim theory in Five Night's at Freddy's.

A theory that states that Michael Afton is the FNAF4 Bite Victim

MikeVictim makes much more sense and is superior to BV5th.

MikeVictim by NovelsCharlieMyBeloved June 26, 2022

mikenigger 

A mikenigger is a nigger who wants to be a pedophile but is still a virgin.
They are prone fits of kvetching and often buy a few buckets of KFC for weekend hentai and gayming sessions.

Look at that mikenigger! So gross, it smells like KFC and despair!

mikenigger by WolfgangBlack February 7, 2022

Mikexican 

(Mike-sican like Mexican)

A white guy that looks like a Mexican.

"Are you Mexican?"
"No, I'm actually white. I just have a dark complexion. You could say I'm a Mikexican)

Mikexican by Theo.dorable February 15, 2015

MikeSick 

Like home stick but for someone named mike.

Guy1: dude, i hate seeing you like this whats wrong?
Guy2: because im mikesick alax.

MikeSick by Latzes August 18, 2018

Mikenificent 

A combination of sexy, smart, kind and overall amazingness.

Mike J B. Jr is mikenificent. Did you see his tush?!?

Mikenificent by Annemariepg December 11, 2019

Mikesican 

A mexican that is named Mike.

Little Mike is really Mikesican

Mikesican by Mikesican March 12, 2021