This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike
and he sometimes rides a bike
. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery
who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.
Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.
When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike
a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.
Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.
Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.
a man with an extremely small penis
"Is it in yet"-Girl
"O u must be a Mike"-Girl
boy who has hair resembling a lion
that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike
a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.
"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
mike broke up wit me on my bday
wat a douch
slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.
here comes mike king of all the land