i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

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Middle finger to eyes

Your worship yelena at all costs🙇🏾 ♀️

“Ofc i worship Yelena” *puts middle finger to eyes*

Middle finger to eyes by Lenasupremacy May 1, 2022

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Middle finger to eyes

This means that the person worships yelena as a god, they think she is supreme and the best at what she dose.

“I think that yelena is the best!”
*puts middle finger to eyes*

Middle finger to eyes by Lenasupremacy May 1, 2022

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Middlebyed

When you drive 8 or more hours for a weekend for jeeping and break with in the first 20 minutes that can not be fixed.

Eric went all the way to Burris Valley Ranch from Springfield, mo, just to be Middlebyed.

Middlebyed by GenRight Jeff March 1, 2018

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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