microqueef 

Insult. A smaller version of a queef, such that it is virtually undetectable or insignificant.

Tom Cruise is a sad sack of shit and a microqueef of a human being.

microqueef by CandyPants83 January 4, 2019

microbaked 

The inadequate high one acheives after smoking a less than desired or needed amount of marijuana.

"Dude, I'm microbaked. I woke so late this morning, I only had chance to toke half a doobie."

microbaked by witchytink September 28, 2009

Microquadernophilia 

the love of small notebooks

My microquadernophilia has been rather intense lately, and I'm going broke!
Going to the Muji store really triggered my microquadernophilia.

"Dude, have you seen Ernest's backpack?" "Yeah man, he's such a microquadernophile."

Microquadernophilia by fakeredhead November 14, 2020

Microfucked 

Screwed over by Microsoft's buggy software.

I tried to email you that file, but i got 'Microfucked'

Microfucked by paulio2020 July 8, 2020

microfucked 

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

microfucked by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011

micronuke 

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

micronuke by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

micropuke by SmashTheState June 7, 2023