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A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.
I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.
by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 01, 2011

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Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.
Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...
by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 01, 2011

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