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People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.
Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.

Antonyms: Vince, Douche, Fag
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A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like douchebags (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet.

And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the proof is in the pudding.
Psh, example not needed for Michael, bitch. ;D
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The most sweetest, kind-hearted boy/man you will ever meet in your own lifetime! Everything about a Michael is just swell, you will love them for everything they are. If their looks ever change, it wont affect you because their personality covers everything up. He'll make you laugh, and hell, you might cry over him because you'll miss being around him! Nothing can make you stay away from his charm. You would want to marry him for crying out loud, he's just perfect in every little way, every detail of him makes you wonder how he even exists.
"Hey, do you know Michael?"
"<mocking>Do you know Michael? OF COURSE I DO. You can't ignore a sweet heart like him."
"Well, that is true."
"Damn right it's true, I love him very much."
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2 words...... HUGE DICK!!!!!!
Damn, your nothing compared to my ex Michael.
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An extremely sexy, smart, funny guy who has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect), is very attractive, and is successful with anything creative and involving analytical thinking. Fun to be around and very addicting. Great communication skills and empathizes with people well. Caring and down to earth. Someone to admire/look up to. A yellow bird. Someone who blows your mind in bed.
"I am addicted to Michael."

"You are my yellow bird."
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loving and caring, sweet and special, micheal is a total angel...he'll go out of his way to make you feel better
"F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere, anytime atall...down here in the deep blue sea"
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From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

some of the most awesome people are named michael.

hey, look how cool michael is!
by m20 March 22, 2009
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