One who is a Beast. One who exhibits the ability to beast at everything he does.
The best at everything he does, and he knows it. Has an amazing sense of humor and likes to have a good time. He's super friendly and easygoing, honest, kind, confident and caring. He's super smart and sexy. Plays trumpet in a Mariachi band, all the Señoritas love to watch him play his horn.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Michael.
Girl 2: He's a Beast.
by Immabeast May 29, 2012
the absolute best person in the world. the most loving and caring friend you can ever have, i want to be with him forever and ever. once you meet him, you've been gifted, its insane. he's extremely sexy fun to be around. he can ALWAYS put a smile on someones face. the funniest person i've every met. he's actually my everything. i'd do anything for this boy, and im not the only one. many people feel the same way. so all there is to say is i hope you meat him some day. thats he greatest gift of all.
michael is my everything, never let him go.
by lovinghim31 April 29, 2012
Michael is a name given to a funny and very good looking gent that loves his video games. Michaels are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party. They are slow to trust, and even slower to love...but once a person gains the trust and love of a Michael - they've got it forever. Typically Michaels are a huge fan of anything outdoors: Hiking, 4-Wheelers, Yard Work, etc. Michaels generally love animals and other human beings. Typically raised with a top-knotch upbringing these are the types of men who make excellent husbands, fathers, and grandfathers. Often times these creatures are confused about what they deserve in life, and usually have to go through a hell of a lot in life before settling down.
Love Me some Michael.
by Notthatonebiatch October 20, 2011
Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand
Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand
by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 06, 2010
Michael is a male, probably. If he ever lives, he will most certainly die from it. He breathes, laughs and sings (not always well). Michael has been told that in this big wide earth he is almost entirely insignificant. However, he can't help but feel important in the context of his own life. Michael is a person.
Hi, my name is Michael.
by ThnkUVryMch01 May 24, 2014
a guy who loves the color blue, is extremely weird, and loves tacos...
guy #1: dang dude..you're weird
guy#2 :no....your michael
guy #1: MINDBLOWN
by tasykimchi June 08, 2011
Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.
Yes, Michael, I will marry you.
by GoIrish927 June 05, 2011

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