meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015

Matback 

in other words mattress back describes a fat person you can use it for all people like if they are skinny you would say you single matback and if they are fat you call them a double matback

Girrrrrrrrup big matback

Matback by misterrrjosh November 3, 2019

Meatbot 

A person whose responses on social media are so knee-jerk predictable and poorly thought out that they would fail the Turing Test.

OMG that Trump supporter just responded to 1,279 examples of Trump’s lies with only “Fake news.” What a meatbot.

Meatbot by AltScalesOfJustice August 31, 2018

MITB 

Discord community known for racism, uneducated people and "slaves".

friend: I joined MITB!
me: Oh me too!

MITB by imtrashlmao July 31, 2018

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

meatball surgery by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

Meatboxing

The act of beatboxing with a penis in your mouth.

Richard had many meatboxing sessions with Max.

Meatboxing by DeadeyeSpider May 20, 2010

Swedish Meatballs 

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

Swedish Meatballs by awbatman500 June 15, 2014