meatballing

When two partners engage in sexual intercourse and the male performs cunnilingus on the female during her menstrual cycle, he inadvertently collects some of her uterine lining into his mouth. As he finishes the oral sex, the two partners kiss, and the male spits the detritus of blood and menstrual chunks back into her mouth. This is the art of "meatballing," as the chunks represent what looks like a meatball.

"So, what are you ordering for dinner?"

"Spaghetti and meatballs."

"That's disgusting!"

by Chef Boyardee April 20, 2005

meatballing

The act of sucking chunky menstruation out of a girl's vagina during her period.

Guy 1 : "I went meatballing last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out for you?"
Guy 3 : "I got lots of extra protein and iron"

by Lucavi A. D. February 19, 2009

meatballing

the act of whispering to your girlfriend on the phone.

Austin be meatballing with his girlfriend every night.

by fetaljin May 16, 2009

meatballing

the act of "tea bagging" someone only with one side of the scrotum.

i got caught meatballing some dude so he tried to cut off my ball.

by soux13 July 24, 2009

Meatballing

When a dude pulls his sack over his penis and it makes a lump that looks like a meatball

Paulena: the other day Chase pulled his scrotum over his penis. Can most boys do that?

Connor: Yes. We all can. It's called meatballing.

by Chef boyardee March 27, 2015

meatball

fat narcissist, especially one prone to deception and theft

jordan over-ate, grew manboobs, went broke, then doctored bills to steal money from his own housemates... god, what a meatball!

by maker of minced meat May 8, 2008

Meatballed

When you accidentally run over a dog.

I am happy I just meatballed my neighbors dog.

by PipingDownDudesIsLit November 18, 2020