mhana

when you really don't want to do something!
Said= mna

Go clean your room!
MHANA!!!!

mhana by LIVELAUGHLOVE17 May 2, 2010

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

pigeon manager 

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.

Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...

pigeon manager by Jon C. September 17, 2006

Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.

*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort

Manafucked by TrumptardsAreTheMinority December 18, 2017

Mana sama 

He is a member of malice Mizer and moi dix mois.
He has his own clothing store.
He's a icon!

"Did you know Mana sama is better than you?"

Mana sama by 𝘔𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘴 February 25, 2021

I want to speak to the manager 

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong

Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit

I want to speak to the manager by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019

your manager 

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.

Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!

your manager by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020