Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

Mexican Paint Job by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017

mexican penis 

Pretty big

My boyfriend has such a Mexican penis

mexican penis by LittleDaddyBigDick December 9, 2016

Scorched Mexican Policy 

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

Scorched Mexican Policy by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Mexican Porch Party 

An unauthorized drunken homosexual sex party involving 6 or more people usually formed in a train centipede-style while trespassing on an enclosed porch, typically performed by Mexicans of the US with a lot of groaning (in a Mexican accent).

Officer Silva break up this Mexican Porch Party before their Mexican cocks get stuck in each other’s asses, and throw them into the back of the squad car.

Mexican Porch Party by Urboipickle December 28, 2019

Mexican Patch Job 

when something that you got done looks like it was done in mexico in some strangers garage.

Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."

Mexican Patch Job by Professional Pole Hider December 5, 2012

Mexican Phonebooth 

The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.

I need to take a dump but Hector the dishwasher is in the Mexican phonebooth

Mexican Phonebooth by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011

Mexican Pinata Stuffer 

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.

Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.

Mexican Pinata Stuffer by Djw14 January 2, 2011