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Metreklunk

German swear word meaning stupid person or action. Also an exclamation of anger, similar to the American “Fuck”
“You’re such a Metreklunk”

“Metreklunk!”
Metreklunk by MullerK May 12, 2019
Ability to persevere despite obstacles...usually performed with class or grace.
Cambria showed her mettle when the bowling alley dude informed her that the metal roller business was broken.
mettle by jd33_33 November 11, 2012

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.
Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".
mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.
On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Mattress Goldz 

An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
"Wuz up bro. Mattress Goldz is in the house!"