Metrophobia, contrary to pop-cultural belief, means "fear of hatred of poetry." It does NOT have anything to do with women fearing so-called "metrosexuals."
Mum, I've told you 1000 times, your poetry is crap and I'm metrophobic!
by Nathan7 January 16, 2006
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Adjective. Afraid of, disliking, or disapproving of metrosexual society and culture.
Your mullet suggests that you may be metrophobic.
by lkajsdfoiduo October 05, 2007
A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.
What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!
by keekee December 08, 2003