A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory
by the_steve June 20, 2005
a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).
Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!
by berbebad February 13, 2015
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by Fred Gestopolis March 8, 2005
Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons
by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 24, 2011