Metalitopia 

An overwhelming feeling of purity and perfect peace of the state of mind that is free from craving, anger and other afflictive states while one is a listening to or attending a Heavy Metal concert. The philosophical concept that we all could live in a perfect world if everyone just listened to a little metal music.

"Are you going to Children of Bodom next month?" "Definitely bro, it'll be metalitopia!"

Metalitopia by MetallicDevil September 4, 2009

Methalitis 

Many people are addicted to meth, this is a very dangerous and addictive drug. Some symptems after use of the drug are, sour stomach, cramps in lower abdominal, holucination, tiredness, paranoia, loss of appetite, loss of interest in activities, blurred vision due to the lack of sleep and many others. People who are meth addicts tend to pheen for it after a period of time of not having it. Addicts will do anything to get their drug/high, they will steal from friends, stores, or anything they can find.

-Mike & Jake Walker

Methalitis occurs when a person who is a meth head, or addicted to meth, comes down off of his/her high and feel many of the symptoms listed above. A very common feeling is paranoia, and the loss of appetite. Many meth heads are skinny and sick looking, this is due to the drug detereorating the persons body with all the nasty addatives and poison in the drug.

(I got this information from a friend who was an addict of the drug once, and is still recovering from the addiction. Meth is a very harmful drug and destroys homes, and many lives.)

Methalitis by Mike Hawk Oolbekkink October 15, 2010

metalitus 

a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.

Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"

Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"

metalitus by metal gawd February 15, 2010