Meta-status Superiority 

The superiority one feels when they post a status on Facebook complaining about how bad other statuses are.

Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.

Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.

A real life, copy pasted example of a meta-status: "I do not come on Facebook to read your diary or your life story, nor do I come on here to read your pointless statuses every half an hour and NO I don't want to like for a like or an inbox.. Give it a rest!" Here, the user clearly feels a sense of meta-status superiority.

Meta-status Superiority by Alexander and Zozimus December 6, 2011

Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do

Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”

Metastatic Down Syndrome by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020

Metastatic Clusterfuck 

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.

Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck

Metastatic Clusterfuck by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020

metastasis 

The indivisibility of time INCLUDING linear time.

A moment of linear time as an eternity of cyclical time.

The orientation of linear time as an illusion.

The eternal now.

The illusion of discreteness, measurement, and momentum.

Metastasis argues that time is indivisible into smaller parts and all divisibility, and by extension all measurement, is an illusion. Metastasis asserts that each moment contingent upon being divided would itself become an eternity. Metastasis declares that space emerges from time and is isomorphically indivisible as well.

metastasis by sandraxine October 12, 2018

metastatic 

Eternally instant.

Constantly singular.

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.

metastatic by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019

metastatic nihilism 

Paradigm that a photograph superimposed on its enantiomer creates a shape with uncountable edges.

Metastatic nihilism says that an enantiomer superimposed on its inverse-image is a closed shape with uncountable corners.

metastatic nihilism by zanderfin September 30, 2020

metastatat 

Colloquial term for a tattoo that grows from it's original design into a collage that can spread to encompass whole limbs, torso, or entire backs.

" Dude, nice metastatat."

"One night in Vegas, Jane awoke to find her tramp stamp had become a metastatat."

metastatat by CalamityPain April 13, 2010