In the ass-end of nowhere, a
small town in central illinois with one stoplight and a mcdonalds. a few
gas stations, a school, and thats about it. Everyone here loves football and if
you are not obsessed with it you are considered a douche.
Guy 1: Dude im tired of chicago, lets go on a
road trip south.
Guy 2: K dude I know the perfect place, Metamora,
Illinois!
Guy 1: Where the hell is that?
Guy 2: Its this tiny town by peoria surrounded by cornfields!
Guy 1: Wow
I hate you.