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mesjormentsa 

What people from Trondheim types instead of "measurements", this is due to the fact that they have daddy issues whilst also having father-complexes even though they gets the same amount of bitches as the fat hobo under the bridge, a common misconception of the word mesjurmensta is that its spelled wrong. this is actually the phonemic way to spell it and is commonly used amongst dyslectic people from Trondheim. Since about 78.7% of trondheimers suffer from severe autism and/or dyslexia its commonly used it that area, however there is a big University with the best of the best in Norway known as NTNU that makes up about 11.3% of the population of Trondheim. These students do not use the spelling mesjurmentsa but instead use the traditional correct one. The reason for this is that people form Trondheim are far beyond too stupid to enter the university in their own town, actually only about 8% enter a university at all and only 55% finish high school.
se på dem mesjormentsa, kuken min er faren din. Sætt dæ ned, kor mange NMgull har du, æ e benkvarmenren
mesjormentsa by FarFrog October 19, 2022
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