Merw 

To be so drunk the only thing you can text is "Merw"

Merrrrrwwwwww Im Merw

Merw by Druchulain December 10, 2010

Merw 

Definition of the word "cunt"

"Hey Jared is a merw you know what im saying?"

Merw by tomson1361 April 14, 2018

Wikus Van De Merwe 

A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"

His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.

After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!

Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!

Wikus Van De Merwe by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009

Merwaan 

A guy who takes pleasure in rear side activities

Guy#1: Woah who's that fella who dropped the soap in the showers?

Guy#2: Oh that's Merwaan, he dropped it on purpose.

Merwaan by k.saimbi May 18, 2014

Merwaan 

A guy who takes pleasure in rear side activities

Guy#1: Woah who's that fella who dropped the soap in the showers?

Guy#2: Oh that's Merwaan, he dropped it on purpose.

Merwaan by k.saimbi May 18, 2014

merwig 

Pronounced mur-whig, it is a pubic toupee. Can have many forms and kinds depending on the level of desired pubic coverage.

Nick: I think I have to go to a wedding this weekend.
Craig: Oh really? That sucks. Make sure to wear your Alpaca Merwig.
Nick: Fooor sho.

merwig by David Davidson December 29, 2007

merwen 

merwen is dodo's favorite person and no one is allowed to call him that unless you have a friend called marwan.. merwen is an amazing person, very kind, caring, understanding and he is just perfect from my point of view.

heloooooo .. good morning merwen.

merwen by yoshamaro April 24, 2021