A random word to use when you don't know what to say.
Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me!
Me:(forever alone) merf.
by kats241 January 20, 2014
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Wolfy Slang: A word covering multiple purposes depending on the context.

An easy substitute and / or acommpaniment for:

Sighing.

Expressing disdain, indifference, shame, and / or sympathy.

Shrugging. (files under expressing indifference)
Example I
Person A: What do you have to say for yourself?!

Person B: Merf..... I'm sorry.

Example II
Person A: Merf... Today sucks

Person B: What's wrong?

Example III
Person A: What do you think of my new girlfriend?

Person B: Merf... You could do better.

Example IV
Person A: My boyfriend is a jerk!

Person B: Merf, I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

Example V
Person A: You're incouragable...

Person B: Merf.
by Wolfy Hopeless January 15, 2006
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(noun) The condition of having one's clothing stuck between the buttocks.
Hey, that chick needs to pick her merf.
by Sarah Mitchell February 13, 2004
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Male Exclusionary Radical Feminist. (Sometimes Radical is replaced by Realist), Acronym based on TERF (Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist). Lesbians who do not accept male allies in the fight against patriarchy. Feminist separatists. Lesbians who do not accept that trans-women (male to female) are women. Some users of the word MERF have a problem with TERF in that it excludes trans-men (women to men) who, according to gender critics, are still women. MERF only excludes trans women and all other men and so is preferred.
"We don't exclude trans people. We exclude males. We are inclusive of trans men since they are females. The correct terminology is MERF. Male exclusionary radical feminist. TERF is a slur because it isn't factual." - cbucksrules (from Twitter). October 2021.

"I am not a terf; trans are not the enemy. I am a merf - male exclusionary radical feminist" - sberesford4 (from Twitter). October 2021.
by FullBeard November 1, 2021
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A Hawaiian local slang word for a large muscular guy or gal.
"Whoa bradda, the kine is merf!!"
by 774life February 2, 2009
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The orgin of merf came from a 25lbs siamese cat named Oba in 1989. This cat would make the sound when happy, sad, being lazy, or just walkng around.

The group of kids around Oba started to mimic the cat in saying merf and it spread from there as a nonsense word that can mean anything, yet nothing.

For verification, search usenet posts back in the early 90s, and Northern Lights BBS.
Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: merf
by Zolon May 9, 2006
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1. the sound an irate or horny penguin makes
2. a fuzzy beep
a)
Penguin 1: wanna fuck?
Penguin 2: Merf!

b)
Dude 1: Yo, that car just totally merfed at me.
Dude 2: Dude brah, that's merfed up. Pass the bong.
by Douglas J. Kozlowski August 19, 2006
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