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1.
(adj.) Any kid in his early teens that is the coolest kid ever. he is not a sovi or a fraiger and never wants to hang out with them ever. everyone knows hes the coolest kid ever.
Person 1: yo Jake is the coolest person ever
Person 2: yeh hes such a menges
Person 1: yo i think stephen wants to hang out with him.
Person 2: Jake wont, he doesn't ever want to hang out with fraigers like stephen.
by Mr. fraiger June 26, 2009
 
2.
a dirty and or sloppy pussy (vagina).
I cant belive you ate that shit. its a menge!!!
by billy_goat_420 May 10, 2006
 
3.
to hit someone with a pint glass or bottle particularly in the face
did you see that guy get menged in the pub last night
by druid99 September 29, 2006
 
4.
1) To agree with someone.
2) To show excitement or fear.
3) You use it if you don't know what something is. You could also add "Genge" if it is very funny or revolting.
1)Dimitri: I love Bananas in Pajamas
Hiraldo: MENGE!! Me too.
2)Person 1 jumps and scares Person 2.
Person 2 screams "MENGE! THAT SCARED ME!"
3)Alyssa: I stepped on some menge genge.
by gretchen manhead April 30, 2008
 
5.
Adjective: menges ... men'gees. Using or containing too many words "menges speakers"; "menges and ineffective instructional methods" - long-winded , tedious , windy , wordy. See also: Butt Snorkelling.
Answer Group 2
Noun: Menges ... men'gays (slang). Pertaining to indulge in acts of male Homosexuality. Early English term for young male prostitutes working the docks (late 18th century). See also: Tedwin boys.
"What are those two boys doing by the docks?"
"Must be a couple of Menges ... you know, pillow-biters."
by Tony F September 15, 2005
 
6.
(v.) To perform the following ungodly, necrophilic act, requiring two people and a female corpse: Person X begins to perform cunnilingus on the said corpse. Person Y gets a running start and jumps on the abdomen of the corpse, usually landing on either the back, or on both feet (in a stomping action). Through the force of contact, the "innards and fluids" of the corpse spray out into the face of Person X. Considered a disturbing affront to nature by most cultures.
Did you hear about Ted and Gary?! They went up to the morgue yesterday and menged all night long!
by Mike August 06, 2003